Saturday, November 15, 2008

Killer Queen

She keeps moet et chandon
In her pretty cabinet
let them eat cake she says
Just like marie antoinette
A built-in remedy
For kruschev and kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You cant decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

Shes a killer queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from china
Went down to geisha minah
Then again incidentally
If youre that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from paris
For cars she couldnt care less
Fastidious and precise


Drop of a hat shes as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
Shes all out to get you


Queen (of course)

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try...

Saturday, July 19, 2008


The Emo-Goths and the Weird Loner of the MUWCI Prom. This picture made my day. I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. Thanks for uploading them Gabriela.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Some Lines

I have been having very eclectic experiences, and I felt that these two..."quotes"... could kind of reflect what I have been thinking about recently.

"I lay my head onto the sand
The sky resembles a back-lit canopy with holes punched in it
I'm counting UFO's, I signal them with my lighter
And in this moment I am happy"

I Wish You Were Here by Incubus

"How we do like living
In half-measures
Insisting on bisecting
All our pleasures
We drink half-cream milk
Eat half-fat meals
Buy half-price deals
Wear half-silk
We avoid dead-locks
Via half-way routes
Make our resolutions
With half-truths
We embark on endless
Half-hearted enterprises
Accept numerous
Half-measure compromises
We suffer half-wits
Merely for laughs
Pay for indulgences
Half and half
If you insist too
On half-measured love
Then I in lieu
Of all of the above
Will make this half-baked
Existence complete
By placing half my heart
At your half-leather clad feet"

Half-Measures from Rumana Siddique's Five Faces of Eve

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Kafka and Kotiadi

No, I didn't wake up with dozens of legs wriggling in the air or my head transfixed immovably to my abdomen. But I did awaken unexpectedly at 5:45 am, too sloth to get up. I lay groggily watching the rain condense on my window. I picked up 'Metamorphosis and Other Stories', a book I had purchased a few days prior, and flipped through it idly. I became acquainted with Gregor Samsa for the first time. (I was told that an electric guitar at my last school shared the same name)
As I helped myself to lukewarm Mac & Cheese and watched a sorry episode of 'Last Comic Standing' I knew that in the space of a few short hours and negligible kilometers, I would be transported to a completely different world. I was about to go to Kotiadi, the village my grandfather was born in.

Frankly, my trip to 'my village' was not an attempt to get back to my roots as I had been there before and had already come to realize that the attempt was futile. I am as much a stranger there as Gregor Samsa would be - in either Czech or dung-beetle form! It wasn't an attempt to take a break from city-life either as I had just spent the last two years on a hill in rural Maharashtra which was inhabited by wild dogs and poisonous snakes. No, what I was really curious about was the politics in the village.

My previous encounter with village politics was at the Mahindra United World College of India, when I took part in Community Service activities that allowed me to interact with several villages and schools in the region. It was clear from the beginning that fundamentalist Hindutva groups held great sway there as posters and banners of such parties could be found everywhere. Their name was even on the lips of the school children we taught English, as it was groups like the Shiv Sena that funded the schools and high schools of the area. After all, for a party that promotes the cult of Shivaji, the rural Hindu Maratha was the most reliable vote bank and it was only through such massive investment that their continued support could be assured. It had definitely paid dividends, as the sole mosque in the Mulshi-Paud area was relegated to a back alley while the temple was featured prominently. On top of this, none of the school children accepted the existence of Bangladesh as a separate countr.y ("Bangladesh ka rajaxan Delhi hai!" being a memorable taunt) Granted that they were pre-adolescents, but these are dangerous thoughts circulating in their young minds. I didn't feel particularly safe as a Muslim and a Bangladeshi. For practical purposes, I often didn't mention where I was from, shunning my Bangladeshiness into Gregor's room, and allowing them to assume I was Indian.

After all the talk of the rise of political militarism in the Bangladeshi countryside by both foreign and domestic press, I felt that a closer look was needed. As my grandfather was working to get re-elected as the Member of Parliament of the Kotiadi constituency, I saw a trip with him there as the perfect opportunity to examine this. I hoped that the situation did not parallel the one that exists in rural Maharashtra.

The only danger I felt in Kotiadi was when it seemed that a brawl would break out in the political gathering I was sitting in on. Politics there was fractured, even within parties themselves - a long cry from the Shiv domination that I had witnessed. (Even in the greater context of Indian politics, it seems that the Hindu-aligned BJP are gaining ascendancy all over the country - most recently in Karnataka) The meeting had been called to discuss the consolidation of the Awami League so that a strong front could be presented in the upcoming elections. Even though I didn't understand the nitty gritty details of Kotiadi issues, I could surmise from the raised voices, flying spittle and clenched fists that the differences wouldn't be resolved easily. The voices died down every now and then with the dispersal of liquor tea and salty biscuits by my grandfather's aides, only to be reignited by some barbed comment.

But, the deafening noise can get to the best of us and in a cramped room, fit to burst with angry, middle-aged men, such a situation becomes unbearable. I excused myself and retired to the adjoining room to spend the rest of my afternoon reading the book I had brought along.

It was then that I met our Gregor Samsa. He was thin, frail, unshaven and sitting on the edge of a chair in the kitchen. He looked at me blankly through the door that stood ajar. One of my grandfather's aides chose that moment to enter the room to retrieve some papers and caught me staring at Gregor. He smiled and said "That is your grandfather's nephew - your uncle! Have you met him before? Let me introduce you." He brought Gregor over by the hand and I smiled at him stupidly, extending my own. Gregor took it, leaned close to me and said "Can you give me two taka?" His teeth were as grey as his panjabi and the embarrassed aide quickly ushered him away. Before closing the door behind him, he stuck his head back into the room and said "Gregor has some problems, both mental and physical. Your Cha Cha has operated on him but he isn't completely cured yet." I nodded.

I saw him only twice more before leaving. Once when I happened to walk out on the balcony and noticed him squatting on the floor with his lungi pulled up around his thighs, cradling his head in both hands as if torn by some great grief. The las time, he was back in the kitchen, eating while the rest of us sat at the table in my grandfather's room. No one noticed me stare at him, as they were preoccupied by their food. The cook was like Grete, kind to him yet careful not to get to close - as if his illness would pass on to her. He was allowed to wash his hands and use the bathroom last.

After a day of political meetings and canvassing and dispensing medical advice, in all putting up an appearance of a strong MP candidate, my grandfather has to acknowledge his deficiencies in private. My uncle is well-cared for, no doubt, by most standards in this country. Yet, it was the alienation that affected me most - as if we had our very own dung-beetle Samsa locked away in a corner room away from public eye. What would people say if it became common knowledge that a history of mental illness runs through the extended Mannan family?



When you look out at the Bangladesh traffic, you see more than just a tumult of cars and a confusion of people, you see a booming, bustling market. Candy floss in Mohammadpur, Lemons and Towels at the Sonargaon signal, Popcorn pretty much everywhere - I wager that you can get most household goods just by taking a tour of Dhaka's streets. Someone, sometime had the bright idea that it may be possible to earn more money if the mass of unoccupied and bored commuters could be exploited. This endeavor can't be said to be an unmitigated success as most people consider them them to be as good as beggars (After all, Orwell said that the sale of such products were 'legalized crimes' as they are just making a nuisance of themselves) and normal beggars - with less competition - get an opportunity to make more money.

I, as a person who normally falls asleep as soon as I enter a car, usually pay little attention to which child raps on my window, whether she cradles a baby or a bag of lemons. Tonight though, with the air-conditioning on full blast, I saw a boy finger the words K L F A on the fogged-up window next to me. I could see he was sweating and it seemed that his hot index finger would release steam on contact. Was it a code? You see these types of things all the time in movies, you know, when the 'random' civilian marks a car so that it can be identified as a target. Stranger things have happened in this country, but somehow I doubted it. Was he trying to damage the car window by leaving indelible marks with his dirty fingers, as my chauffeur presumed? Not likely. It didn't seem like much of an advertisement of the popcorn he held limply in his hand either. To me it felt defiant, that though he may not be in a silver Mitsubishi or have a comfortable bed like the one awaiting me at home, he too could write English and we were not better than him.


Friday, July 4, 2008

Mind Without Fear

There are some poems that just suit the moment or the emotions you are feeling. Great poems though seem fitting at all times, like this one. Amazingly, the translation is as good as the original..I suppose that's what happens when the poet himself does it!

"Mind Without Fear

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up
into fragments by narrow domestic walls;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason
has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action---
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake."

- Rabindranath Tagore

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Where Will Santa's Elves Go?

They say the ice-caps in the North Pole will be completely melted through - for the first time in recorded history - this September.

We have always heard it would happen but of course, it always seemed such a distant threat - 50 years, 25 years, 10 years from now. The images on CNN terrified me, more than any bomb blast or cyclone could. It was not just the matter of human calamity or destruction of property, but something you perceived as permanent – at least for your life time – disappearing completely! It is not something obscure & hard to imagine like a crustacean in Australia’s Great Barrier Reef or a species of desert snake in the Kalahari becoming extinct; it is something as romanticized as the North Pole! It is a region that was accessible to only a handful of intrepid Norwegians & Innuits; one of the last unexplored frontiers of man on this planet and unsurprisingly it was glamorized by Cartoon Network (who can forget the cuddly polar bears, cute reindeer and the red-cheeked Santa Claus from our childhood?!) films and Coca Cola advertisements. It is for this reason explicitly that this loss will be the first great burden of guilt on humanity’s shoulders – unlike the loss of coral or reptile specimens!

There will probably be miniscule changes though, maybe the US will shave off a few half-percentages of their carbon emissions & India will reduce their hacking at the Himalayas. There still isn’t enough cause to panic – maybe people think that Global Warming is still a myth.

Still, no matter what governments decide to do now, Mr. & Mrs. Claus will have to shift home (probably not to the US as they may not be able to afford the spiraling real estate prices), maybe to somewhere in Europe – but no, Customs would take issue with the diseases carried by the reindeer. The best bet might be Bangladesh, I know some great deals are available at Bashundhara Pink City, and besides the Elves could take jobs at Garments Factories when not making toys! I’m quite curious to see the outcome…but either way, it is an eerie thought to consider that the Aurora Borealis will glimmer over empty Arctic waters come September.